POTTY INTRUDER

This morning I made the kids breakfast, they were sitting there eating it and I was cleaning it up when the bathroom door downstairs shut. I turn and looked at it and was like what the heck, the dog is in a stiff position just looking at the door. I was thinking uh our doors don't just shut by themself that was weird. Then like 4 seconds later I hear the toilet seat go up, now my heartbeat is skyrocketing cause someone has broken into my house to use the bathroom. Quickly I was like maybe it Adam, then I was like no he would have said something to me. What should I do grab a knife, call Adam, make a run for the front door, say hello, scream, just wait and see if they kill me....then I hear them peeing...now the inside of my body is totally freaking out right about now. But I'm froze, then I turn to the kitchen table and realize Janae is gone....to the bathroom. So she is the potty intruder! I felt pretty dumb for jumping so fast to those thoughts, but who knows someone could have broken into my house to use my bathroom HEHEHE


Then I google a picture of a toilet and this comes up, could you image trying to go to the bathroom with that looking right at ya

"I GOT MY COUPON"

So Logan is obsessed with Transformers, totally loves it! He has the bed set, a big poster in his room, the big action figures, little action figures, and HIS COUPON! My mom gave him a coupon one day for $5 off a costume for Halloween, 20% of birthday stuff and a color picture of a transformer. He colored the picture and was in heaven. Carrying it around with him everywhere, to the grocery store, the babysitters, grandparents, cousins, everywhere. You would think it was the coolest toy in the planet, nope just a piece of paper. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?! He thinks his coupon is for $5000, its pretty cute. Needless to say his 5th b-day party will be transformers so come in your very best, if your a guy and then if your a girl you get to be a mermaid cause that's what Janae is wanting and they are having their birthday party together since they are 2 days apart. Very excited for Ariel to meet Megatron!! :o)

BLUE EYES

I am sitting here trying to find a place to stay in San Diego tomorrow (why we do everything on short notice, no one knows) so Janae is talking, talking, talking, talking my ear off and wants my undivided attention, wants to crawl all over me, and its very distracting! So she wants me to watch her do something and says the following

"Mom, look at me"...."Mom, look at me"...."Mom, look at my eyes"...."Look at my blue eyes mom"...."Mom I said look at me"...."Mom...1...2...YOUR NOT LISTENING TO ME!"

She is very proud of that she has blue eyes like me :)

Now she has currently sang You Are My Sunshine 7 times, oh she is my little character!!

Now she is bawling cause Adam started singing that song and she wanted to sing it - oh the joys of a daughter just like me!

BAD SHEENA - NO TEXTING

I should have just crawled into my comfortable bed, with my great comforter, turned my floor fan on, put my sun-shielding/eye soothing/eye cover thing on and went to bed for the rest of the day. I had some near fatal accidents that happened yesterday...I learned some great lessons


7:50pm on my way home from work about to turn left into my neighborhood. Saw a huge truck coming towards me but thought it was going to turn left so I started to go then realized NOPE he is coming through the light so I had to jerk the wheel so I didn't get slammed into, in my little red car. I would have died, very close actually, and I was on the phone. LESSON LEARNED: Don't be on the phone


9:30pm on my way to the gym, just went over the oh so lovely railroad tracks, wasn't paying attention because I was texting, looked up literally with a hald a second to spare before I slammed into a guy walking 2mph across the road in an unlite area with dark clothes on. If I had looked up 1 second later I would have slammed into him going 40mph. No joke that was so scary, luckily I jumped into the other lane. LESSON LEARNED: NEVER TEXT - DORK


Another thing I do on a daily basis - put my makeup on in the car cause I don't have time to do it at home, not enough time, so with my 45 minute drive to everywhere I just do it in the car, I always am swerving into the other lanes, going off the road. Pretty much just the WORST driver, I'm surprised I haven't gotten pulled over for possible DUI LESSON LEARNED: DO MAKEUP AT HOME OR NOT AT ALL


LIFE LESSON LEARNED - - - - YOU SUCK AT DRIVING AND IT SHOULD BE A CRIME FOR ME TO BE OPERATING A VEHICLE!! (HEY ATLEAST I CAN ADMIT IT, RIGHT:o) )

My Fishy

Logan woke up one day and decided, he look I can swim!! A hug accomplishment, I was very excited! I love my little fish, we now currently live at the pool

Then we have Janae who is a DIVA, she likes to swim too but loves to lay out more :)