TECH SUPPORT.....HELP!!!!!

This was sent to me and I thought it was laugh out loud hilarious! I read it to Adam and he said, "Haha that is soooo funny" but he wasn't serious! Too bad it is true! I am sure all of you can relate!

Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Housecleaning 2.6 no longer runs, and Conversation 8.0 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate